my name is carlos i'm 19 and i love moms

gotitforcheap:

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

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How I imagine ppl watching Civil War in Brooklyn

imsoshive:

Cap: Where you from, kid?
Peter: Queens
Cap: *smirks* Brooklyn
Audience: *100 Jamaican air horns go off*

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